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CAPTAIN’S LOG, STARDATE: JULY 25, 2005
'Tis a GOLDEN day today, indeed! I shall tell you a story about coming to terms with a person who has done you UGLY to the point of literally spreading misery into every minute of you day...REPEATEDLY. So, it was by chance that I found myself in the kitchen of root of my misery. We exchanged pleasantries because we had to...I married the father of her daughter...and the kids we present. I suddenly realized that I'd been waiting for this moment forever and nearly swooned! While carefully concealing my pure, raw excitement, I casually ask the gash, "Hey, can I use your bathroom?" "Yeah, go ahead." she replied in her spoiled princess tone, totally engrossed in her computer screen. I put my purse on the counter to show that I did not intend to steal anything (thieves worry about shit like that, I guess). Spinning quickly on my heel, I meander the three short steps and round the corner into THE LAND OF FORGIVENESS. I shut and lock the door behind me and proceed to zero in on the only purple toothbrush...I greedily grab it and lock it in my hand with a death grip that surprised even me! I focus on the task at hand and FINALLY... the moment of reckoning for her uncouth behavior she subjects so many people to on a daily basis. I grasp the handle and aim blindly by way of feel. I'M POSITIVE THE BRISTLES TOUCHED EVERY INCH OF THIS "POOR WHITE TRASHES ASS! I feel the bristles graze my bum hole, so I gently push. Instinctively, my ass puckers, but I bear down anyway. It feels like I'm being pried open with a speculum and I want to quit, but my "Jiminy Cricket" won't allow it. I manage a few spins of the handle. I could not bear it any longer and slowly ease it out. I look at it, surprised at how clean and dare I say, SHINY even it looked. Feeling a sense of peaceful completion; I set in on the sink, pull up my pants, place her toothbrush back in its perch, flush and walk out. I'm sure I looked like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. Ever seen the movie, Tombstone? If not, you probably won't understand the intensity of my emotions when I say, "I FEEL CAPITAL!!" This is NOT the fashion in which I conduct myself with situations such as the likes of this; however, under the circumstances this was the last remaining option for me to take. This person is of such little character and substance that any other actions taken has had no effect on her conscience OR LACK THERE OF. I am a good woman of sound moral judgment (for the most part). I had just been pushed so far past my personal level of tolerance and understanding. Please understand that it was for only a brief moment in time that I had an uncharacteristic dive into HER misery-loving business. I never plan to repeat this or any action equal to it again in my lifetime. UNLESS I HAVE TO...or she gets a new toothbrush...do you see what I'm steppin' in? I pass gas--a lot. I am known for clearing a room; peeling wallpaper off the wall; and people calling in plumbers due to the septic tank smell. I've got it over on them--it was me! Don't mess with me. Don't make me mad! CR This bumper sticker will go to my friend when I get it. She gets mad at everything and everybody! She has road rage everytime she drives and has been followed home several times by people she has pissed off. She thinks she is so tough and picks fights with guys in bars if they stare. It's kinda funny and we tease her about it but I am scared to go anywhere with her for fear of getting shot. She deserves this bumper sticker. Elizabeth My fiancée always makes this joke while I am driving that always makes me bust up. I get pretty pissed when someone else drives like a jackass around me and usually make lewd comments to her about them. Her little joke is that I suffer from a form of road rage like it is a mental disorder like turrets or something. I mean how funny is that? I was visiting my in-laws when I decided to go downtown and see my favorite hardware store. Fortunately, I found a parking space out front. I cruised thru the store looking. Notice a delivery van was doubled park next to my car, blocking traffic. So, I looked around for another 15 minutes. I returned to my car. The delivery van is still there. Now, I am pissed. I looked in to the van, saw that the keys were still in the ignition. I grab the keys and got into my car. I look forward and the car in front of me is pulling out. Now, I can get out too. I drove off with the keys. Drove about 4 miles down the road and thru the keys into some bushes. I still wonder what he said to his boss and how he explained that to him. S. W. Animal abuse
and cruelty makes me so mad! These poor defenseless animals do not deserve to be
treated so poorly by idiots who think they are some sort of gods and have the
right to abuse cats and dogs. Okay, so I’m not a morning person. Personally, those people who wake up in the morning with a smile on their face, singing a merry little tune like Mr. Roger’s “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood” and sigh that happy sigh as soon as they rise from their pillow make me want to slap that perky attitude right off of their face. You know who I’m talking about. The ones who apparently “don’t need caffeine to wake up” in the morning and the high pitched squeal of “Good morning!” as soon as you stumble into work, eyes still semi shut from the crusted stuff that always seems to just stick there with your coat/purse/bag in one arm and a large coffee in the other that you’re trying desperately not to spill on yourself and get to work on time. Well, I have had many of such mornings and always meet up with someone of this delusional personality on a daily basis. I feel I belong to the normal majority of people out there who wake up wishing that they won the lottery just so they can say, “Heck, I don’t have to get up at the crack of dawn and go to some place to work for someone else, I’ll just stay home.” Then we truly wake up to the Purgatory of the average work day and realize it was all just a dream. It totally bites! Well, one day I had my usual morning routine, running 15 minutes late because of the wonderful idiot who though that they could just get by that other car while doing warp speed on the highway during summer construction season. Needless to say, he didn’t make it past the car, but made a wonderful stop in the median on his roof. (Turned out he was physically okay, btw). So I finally stagger into work, trying not to be noticed by the boss who is a time management control freak and that one person, THAT ONE PERSON, who was at work probably an hour early just so they could say “Good Morning!” to every soul who walks in, had to be more piercingly loud with her shrieking shrill voice than usual. “GOOD MORNING! RUNNING LATE ARE WE?” Took everything in my power to not open up travel mug full of steaming hot java and dump it on her head and say, “Good Morning. Ticking me off, are we?” Lucky for her, I really like my coffee. But, man, does that every make me mad! Jennifer R
Don’t be in the left lane with your right turn signal on ~ which way are you going…looks like straight to me!
Madonna P. I was
cut off in traffic by this a**hole last week. So when I caught up with him I
started pointing frantically at his front tire. When he rolled down his window I
said "your tire is real low"! He soon pulled over and I shouted "LOSER!" as I
went by!!!! I was laughing so hard! Have any male friends without a girlfriend? Send them to this site. If nothing else it may make them laugh. Not recommended if crude sexual humor may upset you. When I purchased new stock of checks, the bank told me I should remove our drivers license #'s on our checks for confidentiality. Ya right, every time I write out a check I have to dig it out for them. Now that makes me mad!! "Don't make me mad" I am bipolar. Nicole I have very little patience. and I get angry very quickly. I usually speak before I think and I talk back to my boss parents and friends. I know I have a anger problem but with this sticker I can let others know "not to get me mad" SophyI was driving home and we have a Y split so you need to get over to get in the other lane to go straight. The car in front of me left their left turning blinker on and usually everyone does this. The light turns green and I'm behind this car waiting for all the traffic to go so he can really turn left. LOL!!!! I was getting a little upset OK A lot!!!! He turns and I can proceed to go straight. I later laughed it off because it was April fools day. Lisa
You
wouldn't want to get me mad or make me mad, I could trip you as you walk by or
find out which car is yours and 'accidentally' splash your vehicle with paint
thinner, dump sugar in your gas tank, cram a potato up the tail pipe, and let
the air out of your spare tire! A few months ago I stayed at a motel with two 5-year-old boys. Due to faulty design, we were locked out of our room after going for a swim. (The key did not work on the back door, which was unknown to me, and I dead-bolted the front door.) It was 6 o'clock and we were all in our bathing suits with only one towel. The motel clerk did not know how to get us back into our room, so she called the manager, who apparently took as long as she could to come. We were locked out for 2 hours - no car keys, no money, no cell phone, with 2 small children at dinnertime! I kept asking the clerk to call the manager again, but she kept saying that she was on her way. So, I brought the kids into the lounge where the clerk was and let them run around and yell and play in the water fountain. It drove her crazy enough to call the manager back 2 times. Then, when the manager arrives, she comes strolling in and then scolds the children for making too much noise. I was not happy!! She did not even apologize. When I got home, I e-mailed the motel chain and told my story and did get reimbursed for my stay. As you might know, this made me mad!! Emily Ok. Let me tell you about my story. A few years ago my son was in a special class in school. This class was great prefect for him and the children in it. He couldn't speak well so This class was to help him talk better and be able to teach him at his pace of learning. Well before the Christmas break we were informed that the school district was going to close down his class the following year. Several parents and I got together and started to fight for our children . So I forced a meeting and came prepared and video taped it for the press Well as soon as the school officials found out the closed down the meeting and left the school. Since we were not getting our calls returned I decided that my family and a few close friend would picketed the school fair a few weeks later. We handed out letters to over 2,000 upcoming parents to the school district. We were kicked of the property but that didn't stop us. We stopped the cars on the streets and told everyone who would listen. We hit every News channel that day and weeks on. It stopped a lot of what was going on and our children were grandfathered in the systems with our need for them. That is why you don't mess with mother Bears cause we don't stop charging for our children. Misty I get so mad when people tell me I drive too slow. "You have a mustang, but you drive like a grandma." Well about 4 weeks ago I got stopped by a police officer, who informed me that I was driving 37mph in a 15mph zone. The ticket cost $365! Now that really made me mad! Now when people comment on my driving, I shove a receipt in their face, along with a few comments of my own! Kim Ya know what pisses me right off.... ya work at a place and your hours get cut yet,, there is an AGM who is on salary and works perhaps 20 hours a week hardly ever shows up. AGM who calls in day after Christmas and day after New Years if anyone else calls in like that we loose our holiday pay you have to work scheduled day before and after holiday. Ya have 12 other employees with hours cut that would love to work and make money and this Bit** wont even do half of her job. Well ya know what ya do you call the management company and turn her in which I did along with the other 9 employees I talked into doing something about this. Then for the kicker, ya get a call at 4:30 am saying the cook cant come in so ya go in and cook the buffet and end up being by yourself .. hostess, waitress, cook, and bus person. Your AGM , hence lazy Bit**, comes back to the kitchen when your trying to wait on 8 tables and cook 4 omelets alone and she says " If you think that you have it bad now with your hours, I can make it worse on you. So stop your caddy crap. " No Thanks for coming in and doing the breakfast and running the whole thing alone or nothing. Had to call home office on that one also. I dont like to be a tattle tale but I WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND NO MORE. BTW.. I have been there 9 years and would quit if it weren't for the insurance benefits!! DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!! Theresa E. Well, today I wanted to have pizza for lunch. I called three different places. The first place, which is right down the road about a mile... I gave them my name, my number, my order and I was on the phone with them forever... Come to find out, they don't deliver. The second place which is three miles down the road, I got smart. I asked them if they delivered to my area, guess what, they don't. They say that their location is too new and they have not established delivery in my area. Do you consider seventeen years too new. Yeah, me neither. So I called the pizza place that was right down the street, less than a block away. They delivered, but it was as if they were on another planet. They asked me to spell every little word, my name, my street, etc. The woman had to ask me three times what I wanted and then she went on to explain some weird story about how she wasn't at work yesterday or something. Like I cared, but I listened. Then the pizza came. It was hot and fresh, but cut weird and the bread sticks were not even cut at all. Whatever as they only got an 87 cent tip. BJ A.
I was mad. My
son was in the hospital. I had worked 55 hours that week and needed to pick him
up as he was being discharged. I went to the pharmacy. I had the green light,
made a right turn and a HUGE double cab black pick up goes into my lane when he
is turning left and tells me I drifted into his lane and did a lot of damage to
his truck. Then he tells the officer I drifted into his lane. The officer
explained, when making a left turn, the person turning right has the right of
way. He was starting to get angry with me, wants my address and phone number.
I have him my husband business card and I said here, he can help you out but I
am not giving you my home address right now. He flipped. I said you can get
everything you need on the accident report but tonight I am not giving you that
information. Very scary. He said there is nothing wrong with me, just give me
the information. I said no, locked myself in the car until the officer gave me
the information and him the information and drove to the hospital. His
insurance company kept calling me and said they were going to sue me for $3000
for damages because I didn't have insurance! I had given all that information
at the scene. I then gave the information over the phone. Finally my husband
got on the phone the 3rd time they called and said, this is harassment and if
you don't stop, there will definitely be a law suit. YEP, don't make me mad. I am a Postal Service employee and if you make me mad I might also: Gossip about you to your neighbors (rural PO's especially) "accidentally" walk through your flower garden mace your vicious dog put your mail through our really old Mark machine (done that) re-route your mail via Borneo (south Asian island) Forward your mail to Borneo Subscribe you to Hot Cross-dressing Midgets magazine Maybe I'll "accidentally" lose your bills Pass your address off to your ex, or go disgruntled on you, OR WORSE! In life we all have things that will drive us insane at times. Mine would be my first born's biological father. You see his goal is to do as little as possible as much as possible. I'm sure you're saying same old story but I'm not so sure. The thing is this jerk ripped me apart when I was with him. He brought all the self confidence I had down to the floor and stomped on it. It took me two and a half years just to get up the nerve to leave him. Even after I did go he still found ways to control me. I would call him to schedule time for him to spend time with my kid. I would let him pick my kid up even though he had called at last minute. He was always making threats and he was seeing my kid only when he felt like it. I knew this was hurting my child but I thought it important that my kid see dear old dad. Besides I was still scared of the way he would go off on me or lie or guilt trip so I just gave in. The last straw was when not only had he waited over a month to call but tryed to bribe me to end child support. 1000 dollars to sign some kind of forgive and forget letter. HA!!!! He owed almost $20,000 in back support. Had not paid anything for our child in almost two years. I said NO and he started in on all the other kids he was supporting. That my husband should just foot all the bills for his first born. BULL!!!!!!!! I've had it and said NO MORE. He was a bad influence on my child and I was stopping visitation. This guy went psycho. Said he was going to beat me and my husband up. I said something I never would have before I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! I went to the court and put a protection order on my family so as to keep my child safe. In the end he paid some support to keep from going to jail for failure to pay and we haven't heard from him since. The moral of my story is stand up, get mad, and keep moving forward. You don't have to live in fear. Christy H. I don't get mad, I just get even!
I have a couple of stories. It was my
last night of working at a factory and one of the guys that I work with kept
telling me and everyone that I was going to get a shower before I left that
night. Instead, I got out of there before he did and he got his truck completely
shrink wrapped. When I say completely, it was wrapped around and under it
multiple time. And it was snowing!! I believe it took him a very long time to
get in his truck and get warm!!
The next get even story involves my
husbands supervisor. I had worked for him before also and he is a great guy. He
has been my husbands supervisor for 27 years. He has developed this habit of
picking on me while at work and then my husband would come home and tell me
about it. He would say things like, "How's the old hag?" or say things about my
weight, etc., because he knew my husband would come home and tell me about it.
He has been doing this in front of other employees too. I know he just likes
picking on me and he isn't serious about anything he says, but I knew I had to
get him back and it took me a while to figure out just how to do that, but I
finally did. The Internet is a wonderful thing. Did you know that you can get
all kinds of free catalogs and samples of everything under the sun. This guy is
single and soon he will receive about 300 different catalogs including catalogs
for women's lingerie, wedding stuff, baby stuff, jewelry, bra's, adult toys,
wig's, health aid's, cane's,etc. And he'll also be receiving about 100 different
samples of item's like condom's, rubber gloves, shampoo, baby wipes, diaper's,
fiber cereal, etc. This is truly the gift that keeps giving because the items
will take anywhere from 5 days to 12 weeks to receive and then of course he'll
be on their mailing list for quite a while.
So...people need to just learn to not get mad but get even!!! Rhonda I am sure you read your fair share of road rage stories. That is the nature of my email. However, it is not a case of me having road rage at someone for doing something wrong on the highway. It is about a woman who cut me off on the highway and then was mad at me and screaming and cursing and flipping me off like I was the one who had done something wrong. It is times like these that I wish I had one of those crawlers you see on the bottom of the CNN screen at the bottom of my rear window so that I could drive ahead of them and push a button that would cause the red beaded words to crawl across the window and ask them “Got Prozac????????” Alice
I
live in my own little world. My husband of 7 yrs. was out with his buddies when I asked him to come home. He refused to come. I got in my jeep and went to where he was. I asked him again and he refused again. I got in my jeep and backed it up and then floored the gas pedal and rammed right into the back of his ranger. Needless to say, my jeep was hurt more than his truck. But, I got out my frustrations and he came home. C. B. I live in a rural area, yet everyone uses my street as the Daytona Speedway. The speed limit is 30 mph but I have not seen a car do less than 60 mph. There is one particular BI@*# that lives down my road that constantly speeds by. My neighbor across the street and I together have 6 little children. They cannot ride their bikes, or even play ball (fear of the ball rolling in the road) without my nerves going nuts. This BI@#* speeds by everyday about 2-3 times day. I finally got fed up one day, after yelling at her to slow down numerous times. One day, my neighbor and I were driving home and noticed her behind us, I let her pass and followed her to her house, but she knew we were behind her and started to race about 80 up the road. I kept her in view and followed her all the way to the end of the complex. My neighbor gets out and starts yelling at her to slow down but the BI#@* starts spraying pepper spray at us.. She sprayed it all over my truck and at my friend.. I was furious. I chased her like DUKES OF HAZARD down the road. Did not realize my truck could do those things. We called the police and we got in trouble instead of her for following her. So apparently it is legal to spray people with pepper spray and speed down a road and hit children and the cops don’t give a darn.... Everytime I see speeders I call the police now but they only come when there is no traffic ..like Sunday morning at 8am.... That is what makes me mad!!! DM & RM I'm a 48 year old biker who enjoys riding with friend and going to local & distant events to help children . Toys For Tots is the top event I do every year in DE, NJ , MD, & PA. All of these events are protected by local police but getting their is a whole different story. People driving & talking on cell phones has become a major problem in today's world. I myself over the years have been cut of several times and was mad as , Well you know. Others have not been so lucky. I have had friends killed because of people on cell phones or eating , or even reading a paperback book . The book must have been very good to kill someone on a motorcycle. Damn, I am mad and without people paying attention while at the wheel of a two ton killing machines thing are not going to get any better in the future. Come on people , THINK you or a family member may be the next one on a motorcycle some day and face the same thing I do . John AKA ( Bopper) I never tend to get mad as I live life to the fullest without getting angry as anger only lasts for a while then you don't even know why you are angry. Monica I may I was hit by a car while riding my bicycle. The person that hit me left the scene. I tried to not get TOO angry. So I let the police and the courts sort it out. They received a one year suspension AND a $ 1000.00 dollar fine. Sometimes it pays to not get TOO angry with people............ Harry B. I run a Taxi and people call and ask can they get a ride then are silent, do they think I just know where they are? It makes me mad. Sidney People shouldn't make me mad because I care with each one , I always like to show people how much unique and special they are to me and can be to contribute to a better world , with his own personality and his unique talents that they should master and use them to the good. Paulo Augusto C. Check out our t-shirts and gifts here TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO DO THIS. DON'T GET ME MAD (SIS IN LAW) CAUSE WHEN I ASK YOU NEVER TO TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN I LET YOU TAKE ONE DON'T GIVE IT TO EVERYONE WHO WANTS. I AGREED TO ONE AND ONE ONLY AND I TOLD NOT TO PISS ME OFF AND DO THAT CAUSE I WOULD NO LONGER BABY SIT AND GUESS WHAT NEXT WEEK I CAN NOT BABY SIT -DONNA T I am a single mom with a 5 year old son. I have tried the time outs, the spankings and even the soap in the mouth but nothing worked to help with his lying. So, I got very creative and told him you know what happened to little boys who lie to there mommies don’t you? My son said no, so I told him that when little boys lie to there mommies there pee-pees will fall off. So, Now when he comes to me and he his holding his pee-pee I already know that he is going to lie to me. I told him that they way that I know that he is lying is that Santa told me. (II don’t want to give away my secrete). So, far it has been working. I will get as much time with this one as I can. J -Carrie The thing that irks me the most are the people who go really fast then all of a sudden SLLOOOWWW down. Of course I'm speaking of the driver's who are going down the road just fine, until they have to answer a cell phone or do any other distracting activity. I was behind someone the other day we were cruising right along going 45 (the speed limit) when all of a sudden they almost came to a complete stop, it was downhill from there swerving, sitting at green lights, and just going too slow. Finally, after about 5 miles of this I had to see what was going on, pulled up next to the driver to see that they were too busy chatting on the phone. -Andrea
What makes me mad? When you are waiting in line at a store, and the clerk is talking to another clerk, like you are invisible. That makes me sooooooooooooo angry. I have grown bold in my old age, and I speak up now but in the past I would just simmer. I say things like...'Do you think that possibly your manager could wait on me, while you two finish talking about your dates last night??" -Donna Bad drivers make me mad. -Donna G. My biggest pet-peeve are idiot drivers, which, is about every dope on the highway. I like to be sure the idiot knows of their stupidity- I try and do my part. Scene: Running errand to grocery store. I was stopped at a red light, blinker on to make a right. Light turns green, opposing traffic goes. I am about to make my right turn and WTF- the woman in the opposing traffic THINKS she can make her left before I can make my right. umm- no! Right of way &!TC#! Well, she starts laying on her horn at me! No she just did NOT beep at me like I was wrong?! She is now in front of me. We are in the right lane. Of course, I now have to start mouthing obscenities to her so she can read my lips in her rearview mirror! How DARE she even THINK she can beep at me when she did not have the right of way! eeewww! Almost approaching the grocery store. OH YEAH! .........She has her blinker on to go into the SAME grocery store as ME! That is GREAT! She parks and gets out, I am parking,. She is on her way into the store- I get out, eyeball where she is going. There she is, fruit section! I walk up to her and say (e-hem) "Excuse me?!, ummmmmm....DRIVING 101!!!" I then proceed to explain to her in a "text book" dialogue......."DRIVING 101......yeah, the DRIVER...... making the RIGHT...... has the RIGHT OF WAY! NOT you, the driver in the opposing traffic making the left!" She tried to give me the, "YOU HAD A RED LIGHT" excuse! She KNOWS I did not have the red light- but good try B!T@#! I have lived in this area 40 years and I know we do not have staggered lights. I did not even bother responding to that idiocracy! I just smiled and did a "yeah" and walked away. As I am walking she yelled at me, "B!T@#!" HA! How funny is that. I just kept my back turned and walked away. Mission accomplished. -Rhonda
I was on my way home from doing some shopping and taking care of bills and mind you I live in a rural area so I have a gate on my property to try and detour thieves and unwanted people on my little piece of earth. I come closer to home I see a TV installers work truck pulled down in front of my gate and two guys walking around my poles trying to get my gate open which was locked to a metal plate that could only be opened by a remote control. Oh by the way did I say I suffer from IBS( Irritable Bowel Syndrome) and really needed to use the restroom and this truck was blocking my driveway . So. I pull my car directly behind the TV installers truck and jump out of my vehicle and rush down the hill to my home to use the restroom. So, as the installers wait for me to come back and move my vehicle I had my wife get the company on the phone. I told this company that they better get the supervisor up here because I am not moving my vehicle and my gate will not open until they bring me $100.00 dollars for my inconvenience. so I finish up in the restroom and head back outside. The supervisor come and asked how I was doing and the only response I could think of was "not to D*** good". These people wanted to go onto my private property and install big anchors and lines on cable that I don't even use. Then after I got the $100.00 dollars in my hand I moved my car and the work truck wouldn't even back up out of my drive the reverse on the truck was shot OMG!!! What else could happen to these poor TV installers. HA HA!! So I just opened the gate and let them turn in my driveway. I also timed them if they did not have that truck out of my drive in two minutes I would close the gate and lock it and they just lost a piece of crap truck . SO DON'T MAKE ME MAD but if you do I may make some more money off my temper. -Anonymous I always get mad when people are idiots on the road. I'm getting my license soon and almost 2 weeks after my permit, I almost hit 3 people in one day because they were being really stupid. all older people not watching the road. and its not pretty when people make my mom mad, and I take after her for that. There are a few things that make me mad. One is when someone rushes to pass me, then slows down and puts their blinkers on. I can't really see any point in that. How much time are they saving? I also hate getting behind a drunk driver. That happened to me this morning around 3:30 am. First the person was stopped in the middle of the highway. I had to hit my breaks to keep from hitting the car. Then it was weaving all over the road so I could not pass. It made me very mad. We got to an intersection. I went one way, the other car went the other. I was thinking of using my cell phone to call the police. I didn't have to. I met one going in the right direction. I laughed the rest of the way to work. I hope that person is sitting in jail now. People should learn not to drink and drive. When I lived in Texas my neighbors put a hot dog laced with poison under our fence for our poodle to eat. I saw them do it and called the police. The neighbors of course told the police they didn't do it. I was taken to court for filing a false police report and put on 6 months probation. believe me, I was mad !!!!! -Diane When I am driving down the
road and have someone who tailgates me, I get very angry. But, I have a way to
get even. I hate when people cut me off in my car just to make the next damn turn on the highway. What, could they not wait just a little to get on the highway, it makes no sense what so ever. Boy that really makes me mad. -Amy I live in an apartment complex with wanna-be race car drivers. All night they peeled out of here like they were running from the devil himself. One night while walking my dog across the driveway, to get to the grassy area, this wild man in a sporty little car came whipping in the driveway and missed me and my dog by inches! Then the dork lays on his horn like it's my fault he can't drive! Oooh at this point I'm more mad than scared and I had it out with this guy. Did I mention that I'm a 105 lb. woman? Anyway, I did my screaming and yelling bit, but he just didn't seem to understand that almost hitting me was his fault. So I let the booger go and park his car, but as he drove past I memorized his license plate number. Later that night I got my beat up conversion van that I was selling for $200 dollars and took off the license plates and "for sale" signs. Then just to teach this guy a lesson I parked my van sideways about an inch from his back bumper, put on the emergency brake, locked the doors and threw the keys down the sewer. Everyone hated this guy's driving and praised me...including the apartment manager who refused to call a tow truck. This guy couldn't drive his car for days and then HE had to pay for the tow truck out of his own pocket. I lost a van in the deal, but he learned his lesson! Word got around about the "mad woman" that blocks speeding cars in and we haven't had problems with tenants speeding for quite awhile! Then there was a time when I saw a child standing up in the back seat of a car, with it's head out the window! I could see the mother singing and bopping her head to the music she was playing. Paying no attention to this little child (who was maybe 3 tops!). I followed the woman to the next red light and walked up and knocked on her window. She rolled it down with a smile and I told her to put her child in a car seat. She said she doesn't bother with that anymore because the child wouldn't stay in one. No problem. I walked to the front of her car, climbed on the hood so she couldn't drive any further (I tied up traffic, but who cares), pulled out my phone and dialed 911. She tried to say that I should be arrested for sitting on her car, and the cop and I just laughed in her face. She slapped me and ended up arrested. I bet she puts that kid in a car seat next time! Look, I don't pretend to be nice, but I get the job done! -Tricia At the restaurant where I work we make only $2.13 an hour. I completely survive on tips. Well, we have only a couple big (seven seats or more) tables at the restaurant. When a waitress has a bill due or needs money my manager gives us those tables as our section to make some money. If there are 7 or more people we get automatic 18 % gratuity. One day I got a table of 7 plus they ordered an 8th meal to go to take home with them. The entire time they were rude disruptive and made a huge mess. Their kids dropped food and cried the whole time. I really needed the money so I continued to smile and run back and forth to grab them refills and whatever else they needed. They sent me to the kitchen over and over for stuff they should have requested while ordering. I had to neglect my other table to wait on there incessant demands. Well, finally the bill came and I was happy to see them go. They took one look and started complaining about the gratuity. Apparently they wanted to eat but not pay for service. They were extremely cheap. After showing them on the menu where it said over 7 people you pay gratuity, they still complained. I had to have my manager take the gratuity off. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. They ended up leaving absolutely nothing for a tip. They managed to make a mess of half the restaurant floor from their kids throwing food. I was so mad. Not to worry though, I know they will be back and when they do, I have warned all the other waitresses. Their food will certainly have a few gobs of spit and possibly boogers in it. Don't make me mad!! -Cassie After volunteering to stay late at work to help another manager, she decides to let her secretary go home early (why need help then?). Meanwhile, I sit and wait for this ass of a manager to write her paper (wasn't this part done yet!?). When she finally gives it to me 1 1/2 hours later....she complains to the Regional Manager that I was slacking off and missed her due date because of me...and proceeds to put a letter of complaint in my employee file!! Well, I fooled her and sent my own letter to the Regional Manager! Needless to say, the letter in my file was removed...followed by her apology. Don't make me mad....cuz' I'll get back at you!!! -Ellen My neighbor ran over my dog. -Terry My daughter lives in a big town full of crazy drivers. She has an anger problem when driving but not to the point of doing anything other than complaining about these dumb drivers. She is used to darting in and around cars but has a bad habit of speeding up and slowing down which drives me nuts! I remember years ago she had an old model Volkswagen and it had a handle on the dashboard. I would have to hold on to it for dear life when I rode with her and was so glad to get back home! She works for UPS and I suppose she has to be that way to get back and forth to work. She trains others on their driving skills and working on the conveyor belt and encounters a lot of crazies on the job as well. -Marian If you make me mad I will sing Jesus Loves Me to you and believe me you don't want to hear me sing as I cant carry a tune, I got a phone call one day and the guy was nasty so I started singing and instead of me hanging up he hung up on me, he couldn't take anymore. -Gloria I work as a
teacher at a high school (name will be withheld). In our school system we have a
no-fail policy. That means regardless of how bad students performed in grades
K-8, they are automatically passed on to the next grade. So, if a student makes
an F as a final grade, they can go on to the next grade. From my understanding,
this no-fail policy is fairly new, going on for about 5 years. (I'm in my third
year of teaching.) Because our school did not make the benchmark of graduation
rate (we dropped from 87% to 82%), the teachers have been under the gun to
increase graduation rates. The principal is a firm supporter of this no-fail
policy, so, of course, he encourages us to pass the students who don't do as
well. As a teacher, I witness first hand students who cannot read beyond a 5th
grade level, students with poor penmanship and students who needed to be held
back due to behavioral problems.
Ok, so what makes me mad? -Sheryl I decided to take my family to Michigan City, IN. for a short vacation. There are alot of things to do and see in Michigan City such as the sand dunes and lots of pretty flowers. While on our way to our motel we happened to drive by the state prison. I looked at the speed limit and was staying right at it while all other cars were passing me like I was sitting still. I commented to my wife that these people sure don't pay ant attenion to the speed limits around here. When I glanced in my mirror I saw a Police car comming up behind me with his lights on. I thought to myself, someone is going to get a ticket for speeding. Then the Police car turned on his PA system and told me to " Get that car moving". I was furious to think that I had to break the speed limit and keep up with the other speeders or get stopped by the Police. -Kenneth Like so many other people in this country, I unfortunately suffer from road rage. I can't for the life of me understand why you can't just drive down the street and mind your own business. People are in such a hurry to get to no where. God forbid you do the speed limit in the right hand lane, you just ruined everyone's entire day. So a few years ago I lived in an apartment on a busy road. Since the parking was always bad, I had to make a tricky kind of u-turn to get out of the spot I was in. I double check all around and begin turning and backing out onto an extremely busy road, I have to hurry, while there's a small break in traffic. Out of nowhere, a lady in a black car blatantly cuts me off and stops dead in front of me. She's honking her horn and yelling something at me through the windshield. "Oh you GOTTA be f'n kidding me!" I shout. Minding my own business, when here comes psycho. She honked again and is pointing at me. Is she flipping me off? Did I not see her and pull out in front of her? What in the world is she saying??? She rolls down the window and I try to explain that if I cut her off, it wasn't intentionally, but I really have to get going. Still pointing, beginning to laugh at me now, and talking right over me, I have no idea. I somehow finagle my way out of this damn parking spot and finally get on the road. Is this what I have to look forward to today? Oops, red light, gotta stop kinda quick. THUD! followed by a small avalanche. What the hell? I look around and quickly notice my POCKETBOOK with all of the contents spread everywhere, including money, feminine products, and my cell phone!!! I put my hazard lights on and like a nut go behind the car and try to stop traffic long enough for me to collect my life savings. That crazy lady turned out to be not crazy at all. As a matter of fact, she was trying to be a guardian angel. She saw me start the car and begin to drive with my open purse on the roof of the car. She damn near broke her neck blocking me in and trying to warn me. That pointing; the yelling... If I had shut up long enough and wasn't so quick to jump to conclusions, I would've heard her tell me. I left my purse on the roof. Don't make me mad, that'll teach ya! -Gina Don't make me mad because when I am mad I cant control who I bitch at. -David There are SO many bad drivers in NJ, and everyday, people make me mad, but cutting me off, or driving too slow, or not putting on their blinker. -CJ
Several years ago when my son was about 3 months old, I went with my man Micheal to pick up our best friend from work. It was about a 20 minute drive to the fast food place and it was around 8 pm. On the way home I took the back roads as I can't drive well in heavy traffic. As I was leaving the place some women in a shiny new SUV swerved across 3 lanes of traffic and cut me off. I had a Delta 88 that had seen more then her share of wrecks (not any of mine I bought her from our friend). I named her My Rebel Bit**. Well, needless to say Rebel did not like me to have to stomp on the brakes and she was sluggish for a few minutes. So at the last red light before the turn-off to the back roads I hit Rebel hard (she had a police interceptor V8) and we sped past Miss SUV. I got in front of her as we left the main drag onto the back road. It was a no passing zone all the way back home. Miss SUV kept trying to eat my bumper, blowing her horn and revving that crappy engine of hers. I was going the speed limit of 45. So I slowed down to 15 miles an hour. Sometimes I 'd drop to 5 or 3 miles per hour if she starting getting too frisky. I did that all the way home. It took us 2 and a half hours to get home. As we hit our city limits she was finally able to pass and she went straight to a gas station. I was happy because my son slept the whole time and the rest of the night. Never mess with a Southern girl and her Rebel bit**! -Mandy Stupid people who look at me like I'm stupid because they are stupid makes me mad. My neighbors need to change there name to (you guessed it) The Stupids. Only because they are truly stupid! There are a lot of children who go to my daughters school who have stupid parents, and in turn they have stupid children. I mean that in the nicest way possible. I would never call a child stupid. Stupid people make me mad. Not just some stupid people all stupid people. There should be a hole to throw all stupid people in. There is no hole for that so I am mad. But when they are the product of stupid parents, you really can't expect much. I could go on and on about stupid people and the stupid things they do however I have a stupid customer walking into my office right now. -Jennifer Stupidity makes me mad. Hard to not run into it on a daily basis, especially this time of year. -Deb I was waiting tables and a lady was very rude and only gave me a dollar tip. a few days later I was at the grocery store and she was the check out lady, so I went and got a whole basket full of groceries and proceeded to her lane. I made a fuss over everything's price and made her go check lots of stuff and then after about 15 minutes in the line I was finally through and then I looked in my purse and said "oh, I am sorry but all I have is this dollar you gave me for a tip the other day. so don't make me mad because I will get revenge -Heidi We had a houseguest that was driving me crazy, so I was going to get out of the house for a while to cool off, well her she comes, jump right in the seat next to me. So the conversation was heated from the get go!! I stated that I was trying to spend some time alone with my husband and I was getting out of the house to get away from her! Well she said something smart back, ( and mind you we are driving down the road in traffic) and the fight was on. Well during our scuffle sitting next to each other my foot with those big plastic outside shoes w/the holes in them got stuck under the gas petal. My husband has both his feet on the brake petal and the tires are just SMOKIN, and I didn't even know this until the smoke filled the cab of the truck we could barely see each other. Well that is one incident I will never forget, at my over 40 age to be so hot headed. Needless to say I finally bought her a one way ticket North. -J. Moss I don't like when people drive slower than the speed limit, and when they sit at a red light (after it turns green). -Bethany You should never make my mom mad on the road. When she was 17 some teenage boys took the parking spot that she waited for, for 10 minutes. As she waited for the elder lady to finish pulling out, 5 teenage boys in one car figured that they wanted the parking spot. They pulled in fast and took the spot my mom was waiting for. They were just sitting in the car. So eventually my mom turns off her car, gets out, and knocks on their driver side window. She says "Who the Hell do you think you are? I have been sitting here for 10 minutes now and you just think you can pull up & park in MY parking spot. I don't think so." They turned and were laughing. It wasn't funny. When my mom gets mad, run for your life. (she used to be a football player. Well anyways. (tapping on their window again) "I suggest you turn your f***ing car on, and move so I can park." At this time she was completely furious with them. She went to the back of their car, kicked their tail-light out, (since she knew, with my dad being a mechanic, a tail-light outage could get them a money-eating-ticket) and told them to move or the other one is going to be kicked out too. So they finally turned the car on, (looked like they sh** themselves) and moved out of her parking spot. Of course they thought she was a real bit**. but that's okay. We all know that. But she gets her point across. -Brittany I run a Taxi and people call and ask can they get a ride then are silent, do they think I just know where they are? It makes me mad. -SidneySo, the spouse & I were split up…he calls & begs me back..I pack everything that will fit in a station wagon, 2 kids & a cat..drive 1600 miles….it’s all peachy, right? The day I arrived he asks me to meet him at this bar after he gets off work. I go with the sis in law to meet him, we get there & he’s sitting at the bar while we sit at a table w/ some of his friends…he’s blatantly flirting w/ a girl at the bar & everyone is asking if I’m mad……I hold my tongue. He finally comes over & sets a beer in front of me …I pick it up & throw it in his face & storm out. I leave ……& then @ 1 mile down the road realize driving angry , at nite, in a place where you have no idea where you are is not a good idea…..so I go back to the bar…stand in the doorway & loudly demand he come outside to talk to me… this of course commands the attention of every patron in the bar including one who advised him…’don’t do it man, she already threw a beer in your face’….well, he listened to me. So , the car is still running with the headlights on & we are standing in front of it with the whole bar standing in the doorway watching… in the course of the argument, he tells me to kiss his butt…I respond ‘bend over & bare it’…he being sufficiently drunk to think it’s a good way to show off for the audience DOES it. I braced myself against the front of the car, planted my foot in his butt & pushed him down on his face in the parking lot with his pants around his ankles….. His Sis gave me a high five & said she had always wanted to do something like that. -Sammi Well this is kind of a short one, but last week I was driving home from school on the interstate high way, A white ford f150 cuts in front of some car on the right hand side of me and then as a result this a** swerves into my land clips off my left side view mirror and then instead of pulling over to solve the situation this a** pulls off at the last second on the next exit and takes off. Now I get to pay the bill I was saving for my tuition.....this makes me very mad!!!! -Martin People listen up stop driving like idiots your really making me mad! It's not me honest! -Betty One day, 30 minutes after getting dumped by my fiancé, an acquaintance of mine thought he would show off in front of his friends and call me out of my name....big mistake. he called me a bit** and i snapped and dug a knife into the hood of his car aka his baby...with him sitting in it.....lets just say he learned not to piss me off after that. -Shannon A friend of mine recently attended a wedding of a girl she went to high school with. It seems that the girl had changed a lot and become a real bitch and irritated everyone who attended. An elderly member of the girls family was also in attendance. The bride smarted off to the elderly woman several times while preparing for the wedding and during the photo session. After the wedding at the reception the new bride again said a few choice words as the elderly lady approached her to give her a gift. Upon hearing the comments the bride made, the elderly lady instead handed the gift to the bridesmaid who had helped her walk to the reception hall and told her she deserved the gift more than the newlyweds did and told her that if she tried to give it to the bride she would cancel it. The bride listened to the elderly lady and snapped, "I didn't want your old cheap gift anyway" as she was walking away. The bridesmaid didn't really know what to do and shoved the envelope into her purse. At the end of the reception, after the newlyweds left and at the urging of the others there, the bridesmaid opened the envelope to find tickets for a 7-day cruise. My friend said the girl didn't know what to do but everyone there tried to tell her that she should go and enjoy it. I'm not sure what she did but hopefully she went and had a good time. Hope this teaches the bride to be nice to her elders. One day I was late for an interview and traffic was a pain. As I came to my exit an idiot was riding along in the next lane and would not yield and let me in. I was very mad and started flipping him off, yelling and making several more hand gestures. I go so worked up over this I missed my exit and had to drive to the next exit and find my way back to the address of the interview. I finally get there 5 minutes late and when I walk in guess who is doing the interview? Let's just say I didn't get the job. What is happiness to you? Checkout Happiness Is . . . to see what makes other people happy or enter your own thoughts. One night as we were closing the bar where I worked a patron came back in asking if anyone had found a cell phone. No one had turned one in so everyone helped look for the lost phone. After about 10 minutes of no luck someone suggested calling the phone so we could locate it. After about 2 rings it was answered by an extremely irritated man. It seems that he had came home from work early, found the strange phone, confronted his wife who confessed to picking up a stranger at a bar. The customer suddenly didn't want to get his phone back and left the bar rather quickly. We all had a good laugh. I once worked as a cook at a small restaurant and one of the funniest requests I had came from a customer who ordered our breakfast special. After the order had went out the waitress brought the untouched plate back into the kitchen stating the customer said the eggs were on the wrong side. Rather than turn the plate around he had to have it redone. To please the waitress I re-cooked the order, carefully putting the eggs on the opposite side of the plate and sent it back out. That seemed to please the customer who ate every bite, but left without leaving the waitress a tip and she blamed me. I work as a waiter in an upscale Italian restaurant in east Tennessee. One night one of my regular elderly couples were dining with us. He is about 90 years old and I always helped him out to the car along with his oxygen cylinder. As I helped him out one night, I noticed his fly was open, but not wanting to embarrass him I didn't mention it and we proceeded to their car with him hanging tightly onto my arm. They drive a nice, large luxury car and as I helped him into the back seat he fell backward onto the seat dragging me along with him. So here he is stretched across the seat, still hanging onto my arm, I am partially outside the car with my face close to his open fly, at which time his wife walks out from the restaurant, sees the situation, and asks, "What are you doing to him?" How do you answer that question in such a situation? Red-faced I just hurried back to work. -Joey |
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